FAQ

You can find answer on most common question that people asked me .

ARE YOU FEEL COLD?

No!

DO I UNDERSTAND WOMEN?

        YES. I know, it sounds weird but the conversation with women is like the game of Scrabble – every word counts. In fact, talk with women is simply when you are IT guy because you can translate gibberish into server respond which is understandable to IT guy.

  • No = 200 OK
  • Do you think that I should wear this or that? = 300 Multiple Choices
  • Where is my bunch of flowers? = 400 Bad Request
  • Married women= 401 unauthorized
  • Date, Shopping = 402 Payment Required
  • You can’t go out with her. = 403 Forbidden
  • I go out for shopping with my friends. = 404 Not Found
  • I need ask my mom. = 407 Proxy Auth. Required
  • Why you didn’t respond to my text which I sent to you 2 minutes ago = 408 Request Timeout.
  • Who was that girl which you talk with her last night? = 409 Conflict
  • Room is cleaned. = 410 Document Removed
  • What is that? take Viagra pills. = 411 Length Required
  • What? You don’t have condoms. = 412 Precondition Failed
  • It seems you overdose viagra. = 413 Request Entity Too Large
  • I DON’T WANT EAT MEAT! I am vegetarian = 415 Unsupported Media Type
  • You did not clean our kitchen! = 417 Expectation Failed
  • migraine, hangover = 500 Internal Server Error.
  • Because I though that … = 501 Not Implemented.
  • You need clean plate after eating. Do not put them on the floor! = 502 Bad Gateway.
  • A headache. = 503 Service Unavailable.
  • Have you finished already? = 504 Gateway Timeout.

 

WHY YOU DID PARODY OF HOME PAGE?

I very like the ironic and sarcastic sense of humour. Most of the homepage shows person’s “perfection”. I want to avoid to show me using this rusted pattern of divinity and I want to show myself by using a sense of humour which I like most.

WHAT HAPPEN TO THAT PAGE ?

Page died on 1 May 2017 because it was hosted for free and company removed this privilege. It is a good thing because I planned to move my homepage to blog. This event inspired me to do it.