FAQ

You can find the answer to the most common question that people asked me.

ARE YOU FEEL COLD?

No!

WHY I LIKE TRAVEL BY TRAIN or AIRPLANE?

Many people asked me why I like to travel so much on the train (or even airplane). What’s the point? For me, it is a hobby like collecting cards in Hearthstones, racing on the bike, do some church activities. I am aware that for you, train or airplane is just the can or cage. For me, it is an amazing piece of engineering that allows me to experience things that were unthinkable a few years back. It allows me to move from one place to another and see places I always dream of seeing or just being there. 
While you are stressed out about travel, I feel thrilled when I can drink coffee/beer, read a book/write something and enjoying the view from the window and enjoy a visual treat of natural beauty, stunning countryside landscape, an impressive masterpiece of humankind engineering or breathtaking views from 10 km above the earth. I am humbled to create opportunities to experience that.

DO I UNDERSTAND WOMEN?

        YES. I know, it sounds weird but the conversation with women is like the game of Scrabble – every word counts. In fact, talk with women is simply when you are IT guy because you can translate gibberish into server respond which is understandable to IT guy.

  • No = 200 OK
  • Do you think that I should wear this or that? = 300 Multiple Choices
  • Where is my bunch of flowers? = 400 Bad Request
  • Married women= 401 unauthorized
  • Date, Shopping = 402 Payment Required
  • You can’t go out with her. = 403 Forbidden
  • I go out shopping with my friends. = 404 Not Found
  • I need to ask my mom. = 407 Proxy Auth. Required
  • Why you didn’t respond to my text which I sent to you 2 minutes ago = 408 Request Timeout.
  • Who was that girl which you talk with her last night? = 409 Conflict
  • The room is cleaned. = 410 Document Removed
  • What is that? take Viagra pills. = 411 Length Required
  • What? You don’t have condoms. = 412 Precondition Failed
  • It seems you overdose viagra. = 413 Request Entity Too Large
  • I DON’T WANT EAT MEAT! I am vegetarian = 415 Unsupported Media Type
  • You did not clean our kitchen! = 417 Expectation Failed
  • migraine, hangover = 500 Internal Server Error.
  • Because of I thought that … = 501 Not Implemented.
  • You need a clean plate after eating. Do not put them on the floor! = 502 Bad Gateway.
  • A headache. = 503 Service Unavailable.
  • Have you finished already? = 504 Gateway Timeout.

WHY YOU DID PARODY OF HOME PAGE?

I very like the ironic and sarcastic sense of humour. Most of the homepage shows the person’s “perfection”. I want to avoid to show me using this rusted pattern of divinity and I want to show myself by using a sense of humour which I like most.

WHAT HAPPEN TO THAT PAGE?

Page died on 1 May 2017 because it was hosted for free and company removed this privilege. It is a good thing because I planned to move my homepage to blog. This event inspired me to do it.